Emma: 2 kewl 4 u
Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset
when someone hot reblogs your selfie
*trying to finger/fist yourself in public like*
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"