Emma: 2 kewl 4 u
luigi with a tiny face
((We need to go tinier.))
There he is
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
Me to the person cutting my hair
my daughter made her first text post today. it said “dada”. i didn’t reblog it.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend
i wish i could message her like
but if YOU’RE the gay cousin
and I’M the gay cousin
THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.