40 minutes ago with 80,282 notes via awkwardvagina (Source: jesus-san)

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

41 minutes ago with 69,702 notes via primadonna-grrrl (Source: houndgrl)

internetexplwhorer:

the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige

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angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

22 hours ago with 73,776 notes via awkwardvagina (Source: pr1nceshawn)

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

22 hours ago with 121,932 notes via awkwardvagina (Source: contraception)

coldmackerel:

"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"

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marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

1 day ago with 11,549 notes via australiansanta (Source: marauderer)

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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gay8:

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1 day ago with 21 notes via gay8

tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

1 day ago with 85,079 notes via bigdiva (Source: lisaspliffson)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

1 day ago with 293,252 notes via jesuschristvevo (Source: meladoodle)